Wow, this computer is being WAY more cooperative today...guess the North Koreans are done messing with me LOL...I didn't know there WAS a North Korean wine. Would have to be a Riesling...anyway...gets cold there, Colonel Hackworth told me...
Maurice Couturier from Boca Raton, Florida wrote me and said, :Why don't you review a wine from Wal-Mart? They have gas stations attached to some of them...
I hate to agree with a French dude. But he is correct on several levels:
1) I drive past a Wal-Mart everyday, and there is a Sam's gas station right in front of it. You need a credit card issued by the New York Zionist banking conspiracy (LOL), but if you ran out of gas, you would buy a debit card from inside and get it SOME WAY. So it is technically a GAS STATION. The way that Comrade Fidel was TECHNICALLY a socialist reformer;
2) it has radically cheap prices;
3) It is open 24-hours;
4) A large portion of the proceeds go to the People's Republic of China;
5) It appears you can park a diesel tractor in the lot and not get towed. At least at this one. Please check inside and mention that I sent you...
Here goes:
VENUE: Wal-Mart north of Cornhusker Highway, next to the Water Tower.
WINE: Louis Jadot Beaujolais Villages.
APPELATION: Burgundy.
SUB-APPELATION: Beaujolais.
CONTROL LEVEL: AOC
VINTAGE: 2013
VARIETAL: 100% Gamay.
TANNINS: Light to moderate.
HALO: Narrow, purple.
PRICE: $10.64.
NOTES: Fresh baked cherry pie. strawberry jam. cinnamon, Bazooka Joe, Grape Kool-Aid with less sugar than my Mom put in it in 1967.
OAK: A little, though it might be the "crust" of the aforementioned cherry pie. This wine is too young to have too much oak, one presumes.
FINISH: 1.25 seconds.
ALCOHOL: 12.5%
VISCOSITY: Low.
QUAFFABILITY: Dangerously awesome.
BOTTOM LINE: 4.75 Hammers.
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